Shits and Giggles

scotty-bear:

boooty-call:

azucarcult:

Damn

BURN.

Ouch

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

captoring:

splintercellconviction:

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT IS NOT COOL AS SHIT ABOUT THIS GUY

anyone up for conjuring a demon this weekend i wanna learn about astronomy from an owl man

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

stuckinthetimewar:

bellevprincesse:

viamariee:

What

jesus what the fuck

this was my favorite bible story growing up

jax-stern:

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, EVERYBODY

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something