Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
you people should learn about the goetic demons like for example:
this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him
whats not cool about an owl demon
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT IS NOT COOL AS SHIT ABOUT THIS GUY
anyone up for conjuring a demon this weekend i wanna learn about astronomy from an owl man
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
jesus what the fuck
this was my favorite bible story growing up
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, EVERYBODY
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats